Band Quotes
That was good... BUT...
This isn't State Youth/School/VCA.
Buckets o' blood.
As thick as thieves.
All over the shop.
Bunch of puddin' heads.
The wheels turning but the hamsters dead.
Weak as water.
As sharp as a billiard ball.
Subtle as a sledgehammer.
Brendan - FIX IT UP!
Brendan is saving himself.
Brendan - SPOON!
Mamby pamby
What a load of crap!
You're like the police, never around when you need them.
Half boiled effort.
Sounds like a sack of potatoes going down the stairs.
Sounds like a little boys/girls band.
You'd be late to your own funeral.
What is it with Australians?
Have you heard of....? [answer is always NO]
Not a bad (ANYTHING), But not a particularly good one either. - Posted By: Birdman
I wouldnt hear that behind a wet newspaper. - Posted By: Birdman
What are we going to do with him tom? - Posted By: Birdman
Am-ster-dam! - Posted By: Birdman
Brendan - Save the jokes for the college of the arts - Posted By: David Robinson
It's not the youth orchestra
It sounds like the pigeons have flown. No it sounds like the pigeons have been shot
Too Jazzy Indra!
Tounge as thick as a tortoise's - Posted By: Ants
Jenny are you bird man - Posted By: 3rd
It's about time you got aquainted with that tenerhorn, Tania. - Posted By: Tania
ah, remember to return that tenerhorn, Tania x 1000 - Posted By: Tania
You couldn't blow the skin off a rice pudding - Posted By: Jenny
What is a "tenerhorn" anyway?
Am I alone in this world?
Don't argue, Just do it - Posted By: Jen
Flat as a tack - Posted By: Jen
Couldn't hear you behind a wet newspaper - Posted By: David
- Posted By: dw
Tenor Horns Rule! - Posted By: B
Brass bands swing like Ned Kelly.
Tubas rule:) - Posted By: Ant
tenor horns pffft - Posted By: mick
If that's ......... then I'm a pickled gerkin!! - Posted By: Jen
thats funny I didn't realise the band had 25 conductors, I thought I was the conductor, sorry my mistake...
danny has a moole' coz its suave' :p - Posted By: Lomond
there once was a man named danny, who ate a banana and got upset coz it was wet and through it at granny....we dont no who granny is so we just pretend and giggle..vote #1 Pope Constantine...oops looks like that german boy beat ya to it...ah well - Posted By: danny's janitor
the whole audience is having a musical orgasm - Posted By: jim
baritones rule ok? - Posted By: Troy Cheeseman
Ask me if I'm a Tomato - Posted By: Spud
Stuart- Beer!!!..... - Posted By: anonymous
Moorabbin still would have won Balarate 2004 even if u did go, I was on fire - Posted By: Jared
sounds like a piano falling down the stairs
BEER! - Posted By: for S McKee
saxes rule!
Go Liselle!
Beer!! - Posted By: Stuart
How do you get the meatloaf onto the roll? - Posted By: Josh
Mr Danny...
Principle Tuba
Principal Flugel player!
What am I the Magical Music Fairy?
Starfish - Posted By: jim
musical orgasm - Posted By: jim
OK trombones - come in and spoil it! - Posted By: Jen
How long do you practise each day??? It doesn't matter how long you practise, you'd still be bluddy horpless??? Did you say 30 minutes??? It takes me that long to warm oop!!! - Posted By: jen
You don't know what you're talking about Brendan - Shut up! - Posted By: jen
You've never heard of Barry Tuckwell? Philistines! - Posted By: Jen
Patheeeeetttttic - Posted By: jen
"Put it away!" - Posted By: Jen
I want to hear a CHIMNEY!!!
The horn section doesn't have intonation; they have detonation!!
Principle Cornet - Posted By: Jennifer
Your a d**k - Posted By: Daniel V Burgers
!!! But how do they get the beef in the snadwich! - Posted By: One and only Josh Rogan
That mattress has had more luv'n than anyone else's in this house and you dont live hear..! - Posted By: Jimbo
I make the Chicks Hot - Posted By: Nando's
You call that FF, my Grandma speaks louder then that and she is dead!!! - Posted By: Maestro Thomas
The only thing better then a tuba player is me. - Posted By: Thomas the tuba man
i want u to blow as hard as you can so if you were pregnent the baby would just pop out - Posted By: tuba man Thomas
Tight as Peter's Pants
E for idiot
"What do you know about the price of fish" "Actually I know alot about the price of fish, I worked at a pet store for 5 years!"
Dennis Wick mp vs Bach mp - Posted By: J.S.Bach
Excuse me Danny, Am I Lost?
"Was I lost?" - Posted By: Caitlyn
There's no 'I' in team, but there's 4 in 'Stupid Quoting Idiot'
what's the essence of a good joke? - Posted By: josh
'JOKE' - Posted By: josh
dosen't it just rock when your prinipal cornet whoops the MD's butt in bowling!!!!! - Posted By: josh
(or however its spelt) - Posted By: josh
VCR!!
b@$*h pitch
what instrument do i play anyway?? - Posted By: Lomond
whoopsies
Let's do the crocodile... - Posted By: Jared
"There are no normal people in our band" "Hey I'm normal" "Need I remind you about band camp...." "Oh.......I see your point"
Everyone point to jam - Posted By: Crazy Dutch Bastard
"The trouble with this band is I cant turn you on" Danny - Posted By: Crazy Dutch Bastard
i love you - Posted By: Danny
you people are stupid - Posted By: someone who has a clue
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